Always a bridesmaid, never a rock star...

So I totally forgot that my friend from junior high will be getting married September 2nd, 2007. Which also happens to be the same day as the Rock n Roll Virginia Beach Half Marathon. And since I am supposed to be a bridesmaid in that wedding, I will be trading in this:for this:

Okay, I am pretty sure Linda won't pick out a dress that fugly. The insane part of me thought "Well, I could run the half marathon in VA in the morning and then hop on a plane home to MA for the evening wedding." I decided that would probably be a really quick way to make the bride hate me. So my rock star dreams have been dashed, at least for 2007. 2008 perhaps?