Team Name Ideas

Danielle was giving me a hard time about coming up with team name ideas. I tend to stay away from the whole midwest or iowa thing because I don't like all the stereotyping stuff. But hey. . .here goes.

The agony of dafeet.
Pig tails and corn tassels.
Alcoholics Unanimous.
Git'Er Done
Almost never triumphant.
Flat and proud.
Not all tassels are found at a strip club (there's my corn reference)
We are not runners.
Atomic Corn Parade
Ain't no grandma's run (in honor of Danielle)
B hind Me
Back Seat diversion
Don't pass me
Bad Gas - stay far back
Band O Bandits
Barn Yard Bandits
I'm doing this for the bling (if we get medals at the finish)
bloody toes
Corn state colonic
Rookies, and passing you
Show me your bloody nipples
hills suck
Blistered Buns
Midwest Magic
Mixed Nuts
mmmmmmm corn
Toe Jammers
Midwest Moonshiners
I'd rather be watching movies
If we win, we'll get mullets
Midwest Mush
Naughty As All Git Up
Wild Corn Rookies
Will Run for Food


I'll keep thinking. I'm getting stuck. I'm hungry. mmmmmmm.